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[reanimatronics]

Good morning. My name is Dr. Herbert West, and I will be working with you from this point forward.

I'm certain I will meet each of you individually at some time. Nonetheless, I believe we should become acquainted as soon as possible.

I'm not particular as to the topic, but introductions wouldn't be out of place.

Comments

ITT: Hot staff-on-staff action.

[lvl100paladin]

You may not find the patients very talkative, doctor. They take time to open up to new voices here -- their paranoia is a little contagious.

But it's good that you have the work ethic to try.

If anyone becomes antagonistic with you, please tell me, though. It's a mistake to give them room to act out in.

[lvl100paladin]

I'm sorry, do you think it's appropriate to interrupt your caretakers when they're talking?

[Coldly.

You are not excused, Nunnally.]

[heatherthemason]

[ Snickery, somewhat amused, but not completely snarky. ]

Hi Doctor West. I'm Heather. I'm one of the totally insane inmates. Watch out for me, I'm as dangerous as they come!

[reanimatronics]

Miss Mason. I would be pleased that you recognize your situation if I felt you were being sincere.

[heatherthemason]

Lighten up. You seem to be a reasonable enough guy to understand where I'm coming from if you, for a split second, put yourself in my shoes.

But seriously though, there are like over one thousand and one ways to beat the crap out of you here. And don't think that I can't grant myself access to any of them.

[reanimatronics]

I did indeed just arrive, Miss Britannia. How has your experience been so far?

[posterboywraith]

We could have a slumber party and share secrets and braid each other's hair.

[posterboywraith]

You're invited too. Please bring some hair ribbons and nail polish.

[kingofdecisions]

So we finally have the honour of meeting a sociable doctor.