Nasal Assault

[steeb2er]

One of the women here in my office just Febreez'd the bejesus out of her cube. I imagine this is what Willy Wonka's farts smell like. It's like a WWI mustard gas attack ... by Victoria's Secret. This is how Hello Kitty's entire universe smells. And that scares me.

Comments

[widbmetal]

Don't you already live in the Hello Kitty universe? I always wondered what it would be like to own a cat with no mouth and a head as big as a Geo Metro.

[steeb2er]

Damn near it. Home just LOOKS like HK Universe, now work SMELLS like it. I can't escape.

[widbmetal]

You need a manly room like my dad had. My mom allowed him the basement and it was a shit pile of baseball cards and power tools. See if you can neogotiate that.

[steeb2er]

Indeed. I tried to have my computer in the basement, but Dez said it was too messy ... now that it's back in the office, she won't let me put up movie / music posters because it makes the room look "tacky". *sigh* I may have to just go visit your Dad's shrine to all things man when I need a boost of testosterone.

[bpmmallow]

you could have the basement as your man-room if you want. I just wish I hadn't worked so hard on making you your office. What a waste of my time and good intention. You can have the basement if you want, but I think Sully will miss his toilet.

[widbmetal]

Oh no! A lover's quarrel! I've gone from being so excited to so SCARED!