Welcome to the Island of the Zombie Women

[steel_bonnet]

Note to self: When on nightshift with people you have never met before and they ask why you fence, shoot guns and ride horses don't reply "So when the zombies come I will be prepared" in a deadpan fashion and walk out of the room.

However I think it must have gone down alright as they have asked me to apply for a supply/relief job with them-joy!

Comments

[blu_matt]

So, if that's not the reason, then what is? *boggle*

[steel_bonnet]

The swords. Chick dig the swords.

[blu_matt]

You had to bring the pork into play, didn't you? ;-)

[buca]

spam javelin you say?

[cairmen]

http://cairmen.livejournal.com/281085.html

[single_point]

also helpful is a visit to B&Q for most of the components for explosives, agricultural supplies in case you have to fort up for a while and certain agricultural machines that with slight adjustments can be turned into a serviceable flame thrower.
I too shall be ready come Z-Day!

[qb_fox]

Similarly when a someone asks, as has previously happened on LJ, what would you do if you heard the four minute warning, the "correct" answer is to say have sex, boil an egg or something similar.

It is not a 600 word essay entitled "How I will survive after the bomb".

[steel_bonnet]

It was a common dsicussion on the secure wards- basically we all reckoned along similar lines of "try and pull the fit nurses, then jog over to the hospital pub ('cept the charge nurse wanted to pull a wheelie there on his bike).

The only point of dispute was whether we would let the patients go free- some said "aye" as it was their only chance at freedom. others said "nay" as the alarm might be false and we could get away with desertion of post but not setting folk free!