Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York ( Read more... )

A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: June 16

Your birth on the 16th day of the month gives a sense of loneliness and generally the desire to work alone ( Read more... )

Someone please tell me what in my head is broken.

For the past few days I have had the urge to big surprize here, farm. I've been wanting to drive tractor for my dad and any of you who know me know that 99% of the time I would rather sell all the farms before thinking of farming, so whats wrong with me. God, I'm even listening to country.

OK now takign suggestions from everyone who wants to offer them. Adam needs Suggestions for several things.

New Books to buy [Don't have to be NEW just new to me]
New music to Download or Buy.
Movies to buy
X-box or Pc Games.

Merci.

Bought.....

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 on Monday - Very Very Very fun game.

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory earlier today - Very Very hard yet fun game, creeping people is a blast.

I was at work last night shuttling people from our hotel to the parking lot across the road, I have the green get 3/4 the way across the intersection when I stop for no reason and hear this terrible noise, a blue pickup flips over the hood of the bus I'm driving cracks the windshield, when I got up I threw up till I couldn't puke anymore, was ( Read more... )

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 89%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.


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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 77!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least your alive.


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