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[steelbloodseal]

Oh. This again. Please don't let anyone proposition me this time!

Um, welcome back everyone?

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[envisioned]

Dearest Alphonose.

[GETS ON A KNEE, ORZ IDEK] Will you marry me?

[steelbloodseal]

UH, I-I-I--! YOU.

H-HUH?!

[envisioned]

I wanna polish your metal, bb. ♥

[steelbloodseal]

...Why do I get the feeling that you're not being literal.

U-u-um. It's. V-very kind of you to, ah, think of me that way! I-I'm flattered, really! But um. U-uh.

[adoricrack]

Can I be inside you?

[steelbloodseal]

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME THIS EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS?!

NO! I-it's private!

[adoricrack]

I won't touch your bloodseal. I'll be very careful.

[steelbloodseal]

H-how did you even know--?!

A-ah, but! I-I-I'm still not sure I'm comfortable with that!

OTL I FAIL. /mistook this for Ed somehow. uwu -clearly shouldn't post when tired-

[culu]

... Culu. Metal.

ffff IT'S OKAY, HE THINKS YOU'RE A CAT

[steelbloodseal]

Ah, yes, my suit of armor is--

...Oh my gosh. You're adorable! Um, I hope you don't mind me saying so.

[gimmeuraliens]

Oh hey, a robot! A space robot from the future!!

I wonder if it has any esper powers?

[steelbloodseal]

...I'm not a robot, and I'm behind most others as far as time goes. But I would like to go to space!

I'm not an it, I'm a he. And I can do alchemy?

[gimmeuraliens]

Oh, so you're not a robot? What are you then?

... And what's alchemy?

[steelbloodseal]

No! I'm a boy! ...I'm a boy in a suit of armor. Yep.

It's the science of converting matter through energy! Alchemy transforms matter into other types of matter, as long as it has similar properties and mass.

[rollthroughhell]

BOO!!!

[steelbloodseal]

[WHAT THE SHIT]

Um. H-hi?

[rollthroughhell]

[hi, have a talking skull!]

I am Murray, the all powerful-demonic skull! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[steelbloodseal]

Uhhhh. WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY?!

N-nice to meet you, Murray?