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Jun 08, 2006 13:10

Poll Still looking for a catch phrase.

OK, so this is a grudge match. Anthony Bourdain makes fun of Rachel Ray all the time on his show. Bourdain eats anything and everything, smokes too much, and wears Ramones tee shirts in the jungle. Rachel Ray? Uh, she makes burgers out of everything and likes to tip badly ( Read more... )

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rlanto June 8 2006, 17:21:38 UTC
All Rachel Ray do is scream "DELISH" at him. That alone would incite violence is 39 countries.

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steelcage_match June 8 2006, 17:47:13 UTC
YUM-O!

EVOO!

Yeah, that is not a good fighting style.

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rlanto June 8 2006, 17:57:42 UTC
Although, I guess she could annoy Bourdain to death. I think it is one of the worst fates in the world, to have to listen to Ray on your death bed. I would rather listen to Flay condescend then Ray say EVOO (which is a great abbreviation, but should never be verbalised).

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steelcage_match June 8 2006, 18:02:54 UTC
There used to be a restaurant in Cambridge, MA called EVOO. We called in "e-voo" not e-v-o-o.

He looks bony and is probably strong (most chefs are) and could sucker punch her.

In a glare off he would so win.

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lilaia June 8 2006, 17:44:38 UTC
I don't know Anthony Bourdain but I am voting against Rachel Ray. Though I will say, I have unfortunately seen enough of her shows (since she is on before Alton Brown) to admit she does do a lot of things besides burgers. She's still annoyingly perky and the word "yummo" should be banned. I didn't know she tipped badly - that is a serious offense.

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steelcage_match June 8 2006, 17:49:48 UTC
On her $40 a day show she tips badly to keep herself under the limit. She tips like 15% or something even lower and if the bill in $1.45 she will tip exactly like $.21!!

You should watch Bourdain. He is hilarious. Snarky. And drinks and smokes a lot. Mondays at 10 on the Travel channel.

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lilaia June 8 2006, 17:53:18 UTC
Tacky much? If you can't afford to tip then you can't afford the meal you're ordering. It's that simple.

I will check him out! Sounds like my kind of guy.

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steelcage_match June 8 2006, 17:56:16 UTC
The Paris episode in which he goes looking for Absinthe and gets wasters and hallucinates in Oscar Wilde's hotel room (the one he died in) is priceless!

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momebie June 9 2006, 00:55:26 UTC
Seeing as how I'm in love with the leather clad snarkiness that is Anthony Bourdain and I WANT HIS JOB, he is the win.

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steelcage_match June 9 2006, 01:18:24 UTC
Yes. I keep wanting to wander down to Les Halles to see if he is there.

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natwwal June 9 2006, 01:48:30 UTC
I think if Bourdain and Ray both had spears, Ray would win. I saw the way Bourdain handled a spear and I'm guessing Rachel would be all bouncy and hyper and Anthony would be all, "Where's my organ meat?"

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steelcage_match June 9 2006, 02:18:47 UTC
And then he would stab here and rip out her still beating heart and eat it!

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jlh June 9 2006, 03:02:51 UTC
God I hate that Rachel Ray. Now she's going to have a daytime show and a magazine and I just want her to go away.

You have to watch Top Chef, dude. You have to. Harold ruled me. Look, he's so cute!

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steelcage_match June 9 2006, 03:05:56 UTC
He looks sad. :(

Didn't it end? I thought it was over for the season. Is it being repeated? Or did you mean on DVD?

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rlanto June 9 2006, 03:54:18 UTC
Um, no doubt. I had Harold pegged from the first day. The man could do some serious food. His snapper made me drool practically and there was something else of his...oh! the beef dish he had planned for Ted's thing. Man, skills.

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