Take a mass-produced skeleton costume, a lacy pink bra-and-panties set, and an 80s-porn-star wig. Put them on in that order: the undies over the skeleton suit, and the wig over the skeleton mask. Then, when someone asks "Uhm... what the frell are you supposed to be?" ...
... reply to them, "Isn't it obvious? I'm a Victoria's Secret
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