Order 282

[steeldame]

I was forced to stand in a queue for nearly two hours. What is this hellish madness to purchase a simple package of cigars?

[[Younger Alucard]]

How is he faring? Have he been adapting to the City thus far?

[[Hellsing]]How is the project advancing, Alucard? I want a full report about what is there to inspect. I would need the blueprints of the

Comments

[call_me_spooky]

Maybe the City's trying to tell you that smoking's bad for you.

[steeldame]

And of course the City is the perfect judge of character and vices.

[call_me_spooky]

The Surgeon General says it, too.

[steeldame]

My job is technically more dangerous than the effects of tobacco, I shall keep both.

[el_kabang]

Maybe there was a sudden surge in childbirths~?

[[Hellsing]]
Not a fan~? That's a shame. Oh, well, can't win 'em all.

Need anything in particular while I'm out?

[steeldame]

The City fertility rate is quite low as far as I know.

[[Hellsing]]

Anything that bring forth more holiday cheer to the flat.

[el_kabang]

Explains the attitudes the men around here have...

[[Hellsing]]
And the whole thing about Vampires and things relating to Christianity? Anything I should worry 'bout?

[steeldame]

What sort of attitudes?

[[Hellsing]]

Vampires? My vampires are Christian.