Twelve.

[steeltrap_mind]

(strikes private)

Elevators are interesting things.

Their purpose is simple enough- contrived to ferry passengers in a vertical direction from one level of a building to another. There is nothing complicated in it.

And yet there is an inherently insidious aspect to them. A tiny enclosed box, completely cut off from the outside, dangling in a dark

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[cake_is_a_bang]

HOLY HELL. That'd scare the fuck out of me, Leader-sama. I woulda been screamin' bloody murder.

There is a reason why our apartment doesn't have elevators. It'd cause way too many casualties considering how shit everything else is

Poooor Leader-sama. Want a huuuggg?

[steeltrap_mind]

It was most unpleasant.

You may keep your hugs to yourself.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You know you want one~

[cup_of_smex]

Ugh, could you imgine the shit Tsunade-san would get in if we had an elevator? The apartment building would reek due to the pile of rotting corpses.

[cup_of_smex]

How unsettling...

[steeltrap_mind]

Quite.

I take it that you are not so fond of elevators yourself.

[cup_of_smex]

Elevators are for the lazy.

(ooc: Watch Itachi avoid saying "yes 'cause I'm paranoid like that" XD)

[steeltrap_mind]

..As well as the handicapped, unfortunately. So it is doubtful that they will be eradicated any time soon. That they are. And I often find that taking the stairs is faster anyway.