I have THE BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!!!!!  They make me feel so blessed, so welcome, so loved, so appreciated, and so happy that my face is going to explode from smiling so much.  I must be one of the luckiest people on Earth.

Love always,
Kelly Jean

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/features/2007/lizzies/results.html

Check out Most Admired Celebrities.  You many notice that Craig Ferguson is on the list.   Uh-oh, people are discovering Craig, I may have more competition than I initially though.  (BTW, Caro, Bono is on the list too.)

Today was a good day, went out with Joe and ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6HdH57rZzU

Watch the whole thing, there are tons of famous people, it's awesome!

This second clip has been haunting me since childhood.  I saw it when I was little and I could always remember Robin Williams putting the banana in his shoe but I couldn't remember what he said at the end.  When Googling became popular I ( Read more... )

Four years ago today was the day of my first slow dance.  For those who didn't know me, or don't remember:  It was Nicole's sweet 16, I asked Andrew Lippman to dance.  He said no, which made me quite upset (I had been planning this for months, haha) so  all my friends played the emotional blackmail game and made him dance with me.  We danced ( Read more... )

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So last night I had a dream that involved being at a mall with Bob Saget.  We were walking arm-in-arm and I was talking to him about a joke that Craig Ferguson had made about him on his show.  Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure we were dating.  I really need to stop doing drugs right before bed.  Yeah ( Read more... )

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Series 1: Basics

Name: Kelly Jean 
Birthday: July 20, 1987
Birthplace: Brooklyn, yo
Current Location: Lawn Guyland as the locals say it
Current School: Cornell
Current Job: I'm an artist, a chemist, a maker
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde... getting lighter with each day in the sun
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer the Crab-- awesome
Innie ( Read more... )

Well, this is a new one.  My Mom got served yesterday.  And I don't mean like "oh you got served."  I mean like with papers to go to court.  So the day after Christmas, my Mom and I got in a car accident.  Mom was trying to merge to the left and this car came out of nowhere.  I tried to tell her, but by the time she noticed we had hit the rear ( Read more... )

A couple of weeks ago, I almost got arrested for swinging.

No I don't mean swinging sexually, as in the PCM-Swingers Party.  I mean swinging, on a swingset. I went over to this park near my house and walked around the entire perimeter.  There wasn't a single sign that said I couldn't go in the park at night, and there are no fences.  So I went on ( Read more... )