"Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire!" (Kevin Kline as Otto in A Fish Called Wanda, putting the British in their place)

1.MagnoliaClocking a little over 3 hours, I never noticed how the time flew. It just doesn't feel like that long of a movie; probably because it never stops until it reaches the very end. There's a constant, fast motion to it, and pretty much all ingredients of a great drama are there. It's hands down my favourite so far. An unforgettable support ( Read more... )

George: I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Old Man: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.

George: Yeah, well I tell ya I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships...hehehe. The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?

Old Man: We had to abandon ship!

George: All vacations have to end eventually.

Old Man: The boat sank!
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I find it somehow very unnerving AND alarming that to an American NOT having graduated from high school is an option.

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Fight Club is a terrible movie. There's less predictability to bowel movement, for fuck's sake.

I don't know how you found me, since we seem to share no interests, nor why you would add me to your friends list. But I do know you're going to get banned from my journal as soon as I get around to it, unless you start posting something in your goddamn journal. Don't become another airport, whoever you are.

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