i know i already wrote about the david sedaris thing but i have to share this because it was probably one of the funniest things i heard all night. david was talking about traveling and how he is constantly appalled at the clothes that americans wear to fly.

it's as if the man next to you was cleaning shoe polish off a pig when he dropped the ( Read more... )

ever since zach told me about crop-dusting (when gassy flight attendants walk up and down the aisle and...relieve their gas) i've been telling people because i think it's hilarious. i mean, really, how many times have you been on an airplane and thought the person next to you was ripping ass? anyway, tonight at david sedaris he told a story about ( Read more... )

i'm watching my best friend's wedding on tbs right now. i haven't watched this movie in a while and i didn't realize that michael and julianne's pact was to marry each other if they weren't married by the age of TWENTY EIGHT. that isn't old! omg, that's ridiculous ( Read more... )

my concert calendar just got worse (bigger ( Read more... )

when i left work at 3:30 it was 95/96 degrees (my car's temperature readout kept going back and forth). that is TOO hot for april 9. too hot. what is the summer going to be like if it's already this hot? also, the humidity today was only 9% which is seriously the lowest humidity level i've ever seen here. the monthly average is around 60%. i ( Read more... )

when i first found out that jimmy fallon was going to be hosting a late night talk show, i was not excited. i've only seen snippets of it and it's not as bad as i thought it would be. and tonight? well tonight he has glen close, kristen wiig AND gomez. seriously? kristen wiig and gomez!? i am SO excited. of course, i won't be staying up to watch it ( Read more... )

i just found out that i was confirmed to attend this with a guest. what???

i need to go to bed but i just had to post that this was the greatest birthday ever. the only thing that could have made it better is if my out of town friends had been here. i missed them all greatly. but i had 20 AWESOME people there to celebrate lil' ole me. and i scored some sweet ass gifts ( Read more... )

i am the queen of little updates this weekend ( Read more... )

my friend dave, who runs this website saw the premiere of i love you, man at sxsw last night. jason segel and paul rudd were there. it almost made me want to get out of my pjs and run downtown to stalk them. except it was cold and rainy and i was sick. anyway, dave just told me that i will love the movie and that it is paul rudd in his prime. i can ( Read more... )