I want to go to Japan.

( too bad I haven't seen alaska )

you win some you lose some.

I am trying out for No Southern Accent.

The acappella group at UF.

ha ha.

i need to move out ( Read more... )

Thank you for stealing basically my entire life ( Read more... )

I went to NY and all I got was a clogged ear ( Read more... )

hahahaha

I'd like to know who the fuck stole my identity.

stupid fucks.

i hope kittens dressed as pirates eat your eye balls...and... shit them back into the sockets. in nice little ice cream spirals.
so now you have shit spiral/swirl eyes.

rot in hell.

on the other hand: bank of america is smart.

that doesnt change the kittens thing.

GOD DAMNIT

that smell ( Read more... )

name: Melissa Stefanini
nickname(s): nini, niners, mel, smell
most unfavorite sound: My roommate doing it in the shower while I take a post-work piss.

c'mon, man.