i just watched the best queer eye for the straight guy
-why do i get so much enjoyment out of television lately?

my husband is wearing eyeliner
-seriously, why is my husband gay?

it's 9:07
-why am i not tired yet?

i got bit today, it wasn't terrible but worse than the last one ( Read more... )

i can't sleep.
i'm thinking about what i should do with my life.
should i go back to school? when? how?
should i start over and do something entirely different?
sometimes i feel like another 2 years in a classroom, will be wasteful.
i'm also thinking about australia too
alex, where are you?

i just finished the most delicious can of ready-to-serve chicken noodle soup ever, with saltine crackers in it. it's funny, it's not the real fancy meat dishes that i miss, i miss the small things like chicken noodle soup. i'm not sure exactly what i am doing with the eating poultry thing. i said i was going to only eat free range but then i ( Read more... )

i forgot, yesterday, brett bought me hot pink eyeshadow from mac. when we finally got home, i dolled myself up like a drag queen.
i gotta go out tonight.

i love saturday mornings. when brett and tank are still in bed and i have the quiet place to myself. i just like to sit around and drink coffee, play on the internet, and watch the boys sleep. when i sleep too long, i am always super cranky and have a horrendous headache but on saturdays, that doesn't apply. i fell asleep, book in hand, last night ( Read more... )

or if i win the lottery, or if i am just living off my rich husband's paychecks
i will never:
a)shop at burlington coat factory
b)go grocery shopping for myself
c)clean out the cat box
d)do the dishes
e)iron

yesterday the 2nd teacher was out sick so i ran class. i think i did a pretty decent job too. everything went smoothly except for a severe bite but that couldn't be avoided ( Read more... )

went out with brett and the stoner kids last night to see elf. the movie was bad, but i knew that before we got there. andy looks super cool with a beard.

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