1. "You better get that gun outta my face or else I'm gonna feed it to you." The Nigerian Job, Season 1
2. "I'll skip your drunk ass off this marble floor." The Snow Job, Season 1
3. "I got some dental work with your name on it. What do you say me and you hook up so I can give it to you?" The First David Job, Season 2
4. "Listen to me son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don't ya?" The Order 23 Job, Season 2
5. "Tell Hardison, if he makes it out alive, I'm gonna snap him in half." The Ice Man Job, Season 2
6. "Say pitchy one more time and see what happens." The Studio Job, Season 3
7. "Go over 35 and I'll kill you." The Big Bang Job, Season 3
8. "Just say the word Nate and I'll come in there and tear their lungs out." The Boiler Room Job, Season 4
9. "No one throws Hardison off a roof. Except maybe me." The Office Job, Season 4
10. "You ever pull this again, I am gonna personally make sure you're off this team, cus I'm gonna break every bone in your body." The Gold Job, Season 4