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stefunnyo

Pseudo Celebrity?

Apr 28, 2005 09:44

Dorian made it into People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People Issue! It comes out tomorrow. He gets to share 2 pages with 10 people, which isn't how they treat Jude Law, but we take what we can get. It's a great picture, if I do say so myself! (I took it ( Read more... )

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jnick April 28 2005, 14:23:23 UTC

Are you for real?

stefunnyo April 28 2005, 15:37:34 UTC

I am so for real! It is not large, but it's pretty neat. He's in the "Beauties on Your Block" section.

jnick April 28 2005, 15:44:17 UTC

That's hot.

grifterspawn April 28 2005, 15:56:02 UTC

LOL and the boston herald now as well, go Dorian!

no, i'm not above this. nimoz April 28 2005, 18:17:06 UTC

neat-o! i'm so going to buy a copy and bring it with me whenever we hang out with dorian. so i can harass him for autographs. in public. every time. oh, he will SO hate me. mwua-ha-ha!

Re: no, i'm not above this. stefunnyo April 28 2005, 20:18:41 UTC

Oh my gosh he would love the attention. The first thing he said when he saw the page was "I'm not the biggest picture on the page! I'm prettier than that girl!"

Re: no, i'm not above this. nimoz April 29 2005, 14:10:23 UTC

oh geez. between him and fred... fred has a fan club of one now from the movie disc. apparently, a friend of jake's little sister is officially in love with him. fred often says, "hey! you don't have a fan club!" and i'm always about to retort that i have a whole mailing list of fans for life of fred, but then i remember that since it's a comic about fred, well then they're really fans of fred. and i lose again. :(

Re: no, i'm not above this. nimoz April 29 2005, 20:17:24 UTC

well, i did it. i now own dorian. i mean, i own a copy of the people magazine dorian's featured in.

anonymous April 28 2005, 20:40:48 UTC

Anyone who wants an autograph should contact my agent, the inimitable Steffie Carns. She has been appointed President and Chief Financial Officer of my fanclub. I figured this honor was adequate to account for the fact that we won't see each other as much since I will be touring, giving talks, etc. Glossies come in 81/2 by 11 and wallet size.

Dorian

glossies!? nimoz April 29 2005, 14:07:32 UTC

what no poster sized? your agent is holding you back!

Re: glossies!? anonymous April 29 2005, 14:51:16 UTC

With the fee I am paying my agent, I could choose between two pacakges. One included the poster size and the other included the fabrication of contrived tragedies in which I would be pre-positioned to perform acts of heroism. For example, my agent's henchmen will cut down a tree, which will fall on a playground at recess. Fortunately, I will be nearby with a bulldozer at this moment, talking to the local news stations about ozone depletion and giving blood. Also, the level of detail in the poster size reveals that my teeth are made of wood.

Dorian

Re: glossies!? nimoz April 29 2005, 20:21:16 UTC

well, the option you took does seem to be the better deal. you certainly don't want people knowing your teeth are made of wood. then they'll want to carve their initials in them with swiss army knives and explosives. you know how people get.