here's my list of things i don't think you can do: juggle, be a jerk, win the oklahoma state hot dog eating contest, murder, jaywalk, fly, fail, speak russian fluently, beat me at monopoly, toilet paper your neighbor's house, and maybe a couple other things that aren't as important as these... have a nice day.
I'm the worst motivational speaker ever. Seriously though, don't give up. Because I sure as hell can't speak Russian or do half of those other things, so you've got me beat right there. Who else is going to tell me whether or not I need my parka today? I don't even know what a parka is or how to spell it, so if you can't tell me if its a lunar eclipse or if there's a cold front coming from the Northeast, who else will tell me?
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juggle, be a jerk, win the oklahoma state hot dog eating contest, murder, jaywalk, fly, fail, speak russian fluently, beat me at monopoly, toilet paper your neighbor's house, and maybe a couple other things that aren't as important as these... have a nice day.
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