Poll time: Substitutions

[stegzy]

You find yourself working at a supermarket or a warehouse and you have a list of items to pick. You find that there is an item (frozen onions) that is not available. You are allowed and able to pick substitutions based on your own judgement. In the poll below, select the item you would most likely choose as a suitable substitution for the missing

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[_hedgewytch_]

Darn why didn't I pick the funny answer