SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!!!!! AND EPIC PICSPAM!

Jul 16, 2009 21:04

Apologies this is so late. I've been a bit sick lately. Temperature's come down from 39.5C on Tuesday night (yes, the day of the HP premiere, but I'd already paid for tickets so I wasn't going to miss it, plus I didn't actually feel that ill and I wasn't coughing or sneezing) to about 37.5C today (but I'm coughing like crazy now).


The GoodThe BadThe Meh
  • GETTING A POSTER WHILE QUEUING UP!!!
  • Opening in 3D
  • Emo!Draco
  • Pyro!Bellatrix
  • Lovely!Luna
  • Drunk!Harry
  • Drunk!Hermione
  • Drunk!Ron
  • Movie Ron = Musical Ron = snack monster
  • Hermione's hair getting more and more bushy as she got more and more flustered
  • Slughorn
  • Snape's cloak
  • Hermione's knitwear
  • Luna's jacket in her first scene
  • Mini-Mort
  • Quidditch
  • Dumbledore's knitting patterns line
  • Dumbledore's comment in the hospital wing after Ron was taken out
  • The Cave Scene!!
  • McLaggen pukes on Snape
  • The opening flashback to Movie 5
  • "take Weasley with you - he's looking far too happy over there" and every other line McG had
  • Lily and the goldfish...aww...
  • Malfoy's Pimp Cane
  • The colour palette of the whole film
  • Snape (more accurately, the lack thereof, as Alan Rickman was brilliant for what little time he had. OH MY GOD, I WANTED TO SEE HIM TEACH DADA!)
  • Snape/Harry duel (or lack thereof)
  • Draco/Harry duel
  • NEWT classes (or lack thereof)
  • Ginny/Harry (I haven't got much against this couple in the books, but here...aarrrrrgh)
  • The Burrow Burning
  • Draco being exempt from school uniform
  • The Pensieve's makeover
  • An excess of nonverbal and/or wandless magic
  • Horcrux discussion (or lack thereof)
  • NO DIADEM?!?!
  • Dumbledore asking about Harry's love life (I thought when he was asking about his “outside of class” activities he meant QUIDDITCH, stupid me!)
  • Poor Ollivander's going to be held in the Malfoy Dungeon for a good year-and-a-half
  • Hardly any memory scenes. With the emphasis placed on them in the trailers ("to save the future you have to look to the past" or something like that...)...y'know, I had expectations!!
  • The weird wands-raised-to-the-sky bit after Dumbledore's death...
  • THE ENDING
  • Dumbledore for pretty much all of the movie
  • Missing the line, “I am not worried, Harry, I am with you...” GAH! GAH!
  • “Don't Call Me Coward!” got axed (well, they'd better not do the same with “...you bitch!”)
  • Harry for most of the movie...
  • Hermione's hair most of the movie
  • Hermione looking perfectly groomed for most of the movie
  • OWL results not explained at all
  • Cormac McLaggen was hot and is supposedly an underwear model
  • Tonks/Lupin isn't explained at all...
  • Narcissa casting
  • Harry wasn't punished for use of Sectumsempra
  • Random waitress in opening
  • Snape's moral ambiguity has been somewhat ruined.
  • Corny “I never realised how beautiful this place was...” despite having had nothing to compare it to except the Burrow, Grimmauld Place and Privet Drive
  • The DeathEaters all seem to be able to fly like Voldie (John Noe doesn't like this)


Er...less capslocky stuff will come later, I promise! Overall, I liked it more than OotP, and a lot more than GoF, but less than PoA (and the first two, I think, are in a bit of a class of their own because they weren't so much aiming to be epic fantasty films as kids' movies?) This movie could more accurately be titled Harry Potter and the Pure-Blood Princess Emo, but I can imagine this has made a lot of people very happy...**cough** shorelle




ACTUALLY I REALLY DO LOOK KIND OF ILL



ISN'T SHE LOOOOVELYYYYYY



AND DOESN'T SHE HAVE A LOOOOVELY SCAAARRFFFFF (LOL LOL LOL)



AN AUSTRALIAN DRESSED UP AS AN ENGLISHWOMAN DRINKING AN AMERICAN DRINK (LOL LOL LOL LOL)



FORCING THE GIRLFRIEND TO WATCH FIGURE SKATING VIDEOS TO KILL TIME



SHOWING OFF MORE KNITTING



ME AND MY SPECTRESPECS



WHO WOULD GUESS THIS WAS TAKEN @ 3AM?



FREE POSTER FTW



shorelle SHOVES HER FACE INTO DRACO MALFOY'S SPARKLING CROTCH. JOY.
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