So...

[stella_mortis]

 I want a goat.
...A FAINTING GOAT!!! Come on now.

I want to dye its chivita and tail purple and black, put on a purple rhinestone and spikes collar, and make of her horns a rainbow.
What more can you ask for?
Dogs and cats are like totalleh overrated.
Time for some real fun.
Oh...yeah.

Comments

[margherita_luna]

1. poor, poor goat... don't dye the goat, all the other goats are gonna laugh at him/her
2. i love goats... and indeed, i once saw a goat faint!
3. their eyes freak me out in a cool way.
4. wouldn't it be funny if you turned out to be allergic to them. :P

[stella_mortis]

1. It's just the chivita and the tail...I'll even let you design its sweaters and boots and then I'll sew them. <3
2. LOL..I think you told me about it, though I'm not so sure. I do know that if you did, I must have laughed my ass off.
3. I'm...sure...they do...They have pretty eyes :)
4. ...hilarious. As a matter of fact, I'm sure I am XD!

[solitarya]

oh, don't tempt me! cu'z I'll do it. I'll freaking get you that goat, ujum!

[stella_mortis]

Goats are funny <3
and cute.

<3

[oz_haver]

I want a fainting goat too!!!
I have a theory about "the Inner Goat" too...it involves devouring the universe. *hides*

Fainting Goats Video!

Re: <3

[stella_mortis]

yay!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

hm...the Inner Goat...that......huh....
-LOL-
*scratches head*
goats eat...anything?..
I..um...*hides under pillow*

Re: <3

[oz_haver]

Yeah, you see, we all have an Inner Goat.
It's like the Inner Child, but it's older. Starts when we want to devour our mother from the womb. mwahaha! >:}

Anyway. Have you tasted twizzlers? If you have, you know that shit tastes like plastic that tastes like strawberries. Once you have a few, you just keep eating them on impulse...and wondering why the hell you keep eating them.

So I realized that twizzlers are good for the Inner Goat cuz it tastes like something you shouldn't be eating. And that stops you from wanting to "devour" other things...people...paper...babies.

I had a twizzler season, I would eat a Family Size bag in 2 days.