So Mr. Brooks...if you don't want to know stop reading now because this is sort of spoilery but I can't help myself because it just seems like sweet revenge for those of us who hate Dane Cook.
First off, this quote about Dane Cook's "character" just so perfectly describes my own feelings toward Dane Cook:
"Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is like the ultimate put-down for someone who fancies himself both charming and funny, which is definitely the impression that I get from the few glimpses of Dane Cook that I have been able to endure.
But the BEST part is when he gets practically decapitated! It's one thing to make fun of Dane Cook subtly (as in Dan in Real Life where his character was subtly being mocked throughout the film) or even blatantly as in that line above, but to take the rage that Dane Cook elicits and slice his head almost all the way off is just amazing. If only someone could actually decapitate him and the world would be free of such a terrible "comedian"/"actor"