Comments | stellahas2moms: RIP Bob the Houseplant

stellahas2moms

RIP Bob the Houseplant

Jan 01, 2007 21:16

I bit him in half lengthwise.

Comments 6

lev_cat January 2 2007, 00:57:15 UTC

We don't get to have houseplants. The were all eaten or slept on to death.

stellahas2moms January 3 2007, 00:56:16 UTC

Awww.. that's too bad. Make your human get you cat grass! That stuff is awesome, and they don't get mad if you destroy it.

My crazy human insists on having a colony of sickly looking plants that all have missing leaves and bite marks. Guess your human has more sense.

lev_cat January 3 2007, 01:11:39 UTC

The human things used to have a whole huge pot of cat grass for us. We all decided it was the best place in the whole house to sleep. Apparently, that is also the best way to kill cat grass: Keep four warm cat bodies constant crushing it into oblivion. No more cat grass.

Tastee? winnaff January 2 2007, 10:54:47 UTC

Woz hee tastee?

Re: Tastee? stellahas2moms January 3 2007, 00:54:55 UTC

Well, not really. Most of the houseplants aren't tasty. But it is very satisfying to destroy thir smirking leafyness once and for all.

Ok, there is this one plant that's reaaaallllyyy tasty. But he upsets the feline tummy.

the_cat_says January 11 2007, 21:21:38 UTC

mmrrrow! hello, says The Cat. new friends are fun and welcome. The Humans don't have a lot of houseplants. Some bonsai trees that are too prickly to eat. blech.

I see you know Polycat. She sent The Cat an xmas card. It was very tasty.

may your new year be full of catnip, destruction of smirking plants, and crunchy mice.

Regards,
The Cat~