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[stellahas2moms]

As I'm sure everyone knows from my previous posts, I have the misfortune of living with two other cats, White Cat and Orange Cat, both of whom are CRAZY, not to mention probably evil as well

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[mrtubbs]

Well, here is my guess: The mousies eat the fruit. The White Cat fellow is just looking in there to see if his fruit-mouse trap has worked, yet.

[stellahas2moms]

Hmmm, you may be right. If that fruit bowl starts generating mice, then I'll be interested in it too!

[polycat]

i will tell you what is wrong--cat is CRIZZAY. you are 100% correct.

[stellahas2moms]

Good to hear my opinion corroborated by a wise kitty such as yourself. Poor me, living in this nuthouse. I have to sleep all day to retain my sanity.

I hope your flatmates aren't crazy!

[polycat]

oh, one is totally insane. the other is a sociopath, but he don't bother me too much. but no one is romancing fruit here at least.

Yeah Mate!

[winnaff]

Hi Honey sweetness,

I agree with Poly 100%. There is nothing that explains this behaviour except lunacy.

How are you anyway my beauty?

Love your Man,

Naffee
xoxoxoxoxo

Re: Yeah Mate!

[stellahas2moms]

Hello my prince!

I'm pretty good, thanks for asking, except for having to put up with the lunacy of my fellow housecats. It's starting to be spring over here, which means the humans leave the patio door open so I can go out there whenever I want to stare at the birdies.

I hope you are well and sleek. I read on the internet that Australia has lots of really beautiful little birds. Here we've got these seagull things that are bigger than me. I wish I could come visit you to sniff at you and eat some of your pretty birds.

Stella

Re: Yeah Mate!

[winnaff]

Hello Princess,

I am nice and sleek at the moment! Thanks for asking.

We do have some really nice birds but the ones around home aren't that interesting. We mainly get pigeons, sparrows, starlings and miner birds and they are dull birds the whole world knows about. There is a nice Australian gum tree in the house at the back so we get lorikeets up there, but they are way too high to reach...

I'd love you to visit Australia for a spot of birding and ratting with your truly. This long distance relationship is slowly killing me ...

All my love,

Nathan
xoxoxoxo

Sumthinge Dummer

[winnaff]

Nannee haz thiz bigge ginga catte called Max and if hee seez hiz refleckchun inne a saucepan, hee digs inside the saucepan!!!

Sumthing evun dummer iz Nathun mopung arounde thu howse, sayung "Stellar this, und Stellar thatte" - I thinke Ime gunner pewk!!!