Betrayal!

Sep 07, 2007 12:50

Last night, while I was stalking about my kingdom, my unspeakable human grabbed me and stuffed me into a box. She called it a cat-carrier, but it was clearly meant for little hummingbirds or something because my magnificent girth barely fit in there. Very undignified. Then the other two cats were likewise stuffed into boxes, and we were all taken ( Read more... )

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mrtubbs September 7 2007, 21:01:03 UTC
You've been cat-napped. I wonder what they are asking for in ransom.

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stellahas2moms September 13 2007, 23:31:54 UTC
Some furniture maybe? The peoples are relentless with the furniture.

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spot_s September 7 2007, 23:31:30 UTC
You will be fine. This is all a plan by the humans to give you more space in which to avoid the other cats.

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stellahas2moms September 13 2007, 23:33:26 UTC
Are you sure? You sound like one of THEM.

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My Love .. winnaff September 8 2007, 10:56:25 UTC
Oh, Nathan feels so helpless. If I knew where you were I would come and rescue you and bring you back to my kingdom and you could be my Queen. This is awful, I don't know what to do .... what should Nathan do??

Naff

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Re: My Love .. stellahas2moms September 13 2007, 23:33:11 UTC
Well thank you for your kind thoughts. Just knowing you were worried about me helped me make it through my captivity.

I wish humans had never invented cars.

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polycat September 10 2007, 20:53:43 UTC
I'm indignant on your behalf. why hasn't this been in the papers?

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stellahas2moms September 13 2007, 23:32:35 UTC
Indeed! I can only imagine it was because there were top-secret investigations going on that could have been disrupted by publicity.

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