THIS is the part...

[stelluci]

Well

Comments

[annlarimer]

*gives you a big mallet and a barrel of kittens*

Go to it!

[petethedementor]

You must be joking, Chang! I mean... I didn't know you could write bad fanfiction about bad fanfiction. I mean... you're not seriously saying that Twilight's a legitimate work of literature in its own right, are you?

Girl, you trippin'?