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my best buddy r00Lz @ lyfe.
(old screen name=girls onlayaway)
girls onlayaway (6:31:48 PM): my dumb sister and mom are making go to OC tonight
CAdude141 (6:32:01 PM): why is bane playing?
girls onlayaway (6:32:10 PM): fa'sho
CAdude141 (6:17:30 PM): dude! what doe sthat teddy bear virus do?
girlsonlayaway (6:17:42 PM): dont know. but dont click it
girlsonlayaway (6:17:48 PM): just delete it
CAdude141 (6:17:48 PM): i want to send it to jedi
girlsonlayaway (6:17:52 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (6:18:02 PM): thats lame travis
CAdude141 (6:18:17 PM): na uh!!! not if it does something cool
CAdude141 (10:18:35 PM): let's start a nemetal band called "scar tissue"
girlsonlayaway (10:19:04 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (10:20:20 PM): wed be so hard
CAdude141 (10:20:50 PM): my new sn: XnipplescutglassX
CAdude141 (6:45:16 PM): whatcha up to tonight?
girlsonlayaway (6:45:37 PM): probably babysitting
CAdude141 (6:45:53 PM): damn g, the spots gettin hot
girlsonlayaway (6:45:59 PM): hahaha
girlsonlayaway (6:46:02 PM): what spot?
CAdude141 (6:46:21 PM): i donno. i just wanted to sound like ice cube
girlsonlayaway (6:46:24 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:45:10 PM): if i was a true baller we'd go to Mr. As. but I think this place has a nicer view. and I'm not down with taking 2 hours to eat, LoL
girlsonlayaway (6:45:21 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (6:45:35 PM): mr. a's? isnt that like a night club?
girlsonlayaway (6:45:37 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:45:55 PM): nope. it's a 5 star restuarant downtown. or a 4 star , one of the two
girlsonlayaway (6:46:11 PM): geeez. sorry
girlsonlayaway (6:46:13 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:46:22 PM): i've only been there once. with family of course. back when my dad was still ballin like 2pac
girlsonlayaway (6:46:28 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (6:47:25 PM): that was the shit. i looked pimp too i was in all black with a leather jacket and gloves. in case i had to kill someone...LoL j/k
girlsonlayaway (6:47:32 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (6:47:48 PM): new jack (national) city style
CAdude141 (6:48:20 PM): LOL, new jack city. 1991 in the HIZOOOUSE
CAdude141 (5:50:25 PM): i'm hurt you don't ask me for fashion help. all my reading of gq, cosmo, vogue, and everything has gone for nuaght, LoL
CAdude141 (5:50:28 PM): awesome!
girlsonlayaway (5:50:29 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (5:50:40 PM): BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:49 PM): THIS IS PROM, AND I'M BEING VERY PICKY.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:51 PM): ME SORRY.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:55 PM): ITS A CHICK THING.
girlsonlayaway (5:51:03 PM): YOU'RE JUST THE ACCESSORIE.
CAdude141 (5:51:08 PM): you're e-yelling. yelling makes me sad
girlsonlayaway (5:51:10 PM): *accessory.
girlsonlayaway (5:51:13 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (5:51:29 PM): ok. what are you going to do about your hair?
girlsonlayaway (5:51:31 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (5:51:41 PM): dang g funked steph. kick it, guy.
CAdude141 (5:51:49 PM): i was going to hd an elephant at work piss on it and use bear cat shit as moose
girlsonlayaway (5:51:53 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (5:52:08 PM): i see. for the perfect 80s look?
girlsonlayaway (5:52:11 PM): nice.
girlsonlayaway (5:52:25 PM): i'll leave the fashion to you buddy.
CAdude141 (5:52:34 PM): yup. i could do my regular emo cut, spikes, or if you have an idea gimmie a picture and i'll take it to my stylist tomorrow
girlsonlayaway (5:52:58 PM): okay.
girlsonlayaway (5:53:09 PM): nah, i'll let you do as you wish
CAdude141 (5:53:18 PM): elephant piss and bear cat shit it is
girlsonlayaway (5:53:30 PM): awesome. i was hoping for that
CAdude141 (5:53:53 PM): i might even break out the guns and get some PANDA shit. the bamboo adds strength
girlsonlayaway (5:54:08 PM): lol
girls onlayaway (11:15:50 PM): i'm dramatic
girls onlayaway (11:16:02 PM): next time i'm dramatic smack me in the face. i need to stop
CAdude141 (11:16:23 PM): i couldn't hit you. maybe i'll hire a midget to do my dirty work
girls onlayaway (11:16:30 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:16:56 PM): thatd be kinda hot...LoL, j/k
girls onlayaway (11:18:57 PM): eew
CAdude141 (6:55:33 PM): we should go see hardcore bands at the che tonight and challange big mosh to a cake eating contest. i think i can take him
CAdude141 (6:55:44 PM): vegan cake though..that shit is shady
girls onlayaway (6:55:46 PM): lol alright.
CAdude141 (12:27:18 AM): name 5 guys you want to marry
girls onlayaway (12:27:55 AM): uh..
girls onlayaway (12:29:59 AM): matt skiba, steven....
girls onlayaway (12:30:05 AM): i dont know fill in the blanks for me
CAdude141 (12:30:51 AM): name 5 cars
girls onlayaway (12:34:01 AM): 69 stang, 62 falcon, 75 camero, 65 bug, 2003 beatle
girls onlayaway (12:34:08 AM): er.. 69 bug
CAdude141 (12:34:28 AM): 5 places to live
girls onlayaway (12:37:18 AM): new york, pennsylvania, london, paris, la
CAdude141 (12:37:57 AM): okay seph, now that youre off the yeah yeah yeahs jock, name 5 numbers of kids you want :-) Lol, j/k
girls onlayaway (12:38:39 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (12:38:53 AM): you asshole
CAdude141 (12:39:03 AM): LoL, i am just joking
girls onlayaway (1:16:06 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:16:11 AM): PENNYWISE!
CAdude141 (1:16:20 AM): LOL
CAdude141 (1:16:28 AM): WE LOVE YOU BASS PLAYER GUY!
girls onlayaway (1:18:19 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:55:04 PM): oh and my sister got a brand new toyota sequoya for her 29th birthday
CAdude141 (11:55:21 PM): woohoo!
girls onlayaway (11:55:27 PM): yeah its all pimped out
girls onlayaway (11:55:37 PM): my bro in law hooked my sister up
CAdude141 (11:55:44 PM): for my birthday i want a nigger
girls onlayaway (11:55:47 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:55:54 PM): lil jim
girls onlayaway (11:55:58 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:56:06 PM): but ima call him "boy"
girls onlayaway (11:56:11 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL
girls onlayaway (11:56:17 PM): you're fucked
CAdude141 (11:56:26 PM): yup :-) I am so just kidding
girls onlayaway (11:56:35 PM): lol
CAdude141 (11:56:42 PM): steph, if i had the same luck with girls that I have with gay men, i'd be ROLLING
girls onlayaway (11:56:54 PM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:57:03 PM): haha where'd this come from?
CAdude141 (11:57:54 PM): i've had 3 gay guys say i was cute. i've flirted with another at work, and tonight i had one all on top of me. but me no likie. me likie girl
girls onlayaway (11:58:17 PM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:58:20 PM): wha?
CAdude141 (11:58:26 PM): yeah
CAdude141 (11:58:38 PM): it made me depressed
girls onlayaway (11:59:17 PM): awwww
girls onlayaway (11:59:53 PM): go listen to some saves the day now
girls onlayaway (11:10:55 PM): i might go to warped tomorrow
CAdude141 (11:12:22 PM): ...scene headquarters...we lost another one...LoL, jk
CAdude141 (12:16:31 AM): if she says yes to hanging out.....then....imma....buy you a cd
girls onlayaway (12:16:49 AM): buy me one?
CAdude141 (12:17:19 AM): yup
CAdude141 (12:17:28 AM): from the 99 cents bin, LoL
CAdude141 (12:17:28 AM): j/k
CAdude141 (12:17:29 AM): a good one
girls onlayaway (12:17:40 AM): haha ok
CAdude141 (12:19:54 AM): wow. i just asked her without hesitattion. usually i write it in the IM box and wait.
CAdude141 (12:19:58 AM): but i just hit enter
CAdude141 (12:20:00 AM): bam!
CAdude141 (12:20:03 AM): BAM!
CAdude141 (12:20:05 AM): DO MEEE
girls onlayaway (12:20:07 AM): lol
CAdude141 (12:20:18 AM): or i run away and listen for the IM bleep
CAdude141 (12:20:30 AM): CAdude141 (12:19:36 AM): out of curiosity, did you get my email asking if you'd like to hang out sometime?
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:16 AM): oh!
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:18 AM): yeah!
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:21 AM): i would!
CAdude141 (12:20:35 AM): fuck i owe you a cd
(BY THE FUCKING WAY YOU STILL OWE ME ONE BIZNATCH!!!)
girls onlayaway (12:58:11 AM): i'd like to see matt skiba's nuts
girls onlayaway (12:58:13 AM): lol
girls onlayaway (12:58:22 AM): and perhaps kiss his weenis a bit
girls onlayaway (12:58:23 AM): lol
girls onlayaway (12:58:57 AM): just to show my graditute for his massive amounts of sex that he gives... and for the amazing music he makes
CAdude141 (12:58:58 AM): aww you'd actually suck a dick???
girls onlayaway (12:59:12 AM): for matt?
girls onlayaway (12:59:15 AM): hell yes.
girls onlayaway (12:59:16 AM): lol
CAdude141 (12:59:20 AM): ha!
girls onlayaway (12:59:55 AM): shit dude. he could lay it anywhere his hot little heart desires
girls onlayaway (1:00:02 AM): haha
CAdude141 (1:00:30 AM): what if he wanted to put it in your booty?!?!?=-O
CAdude141 (1:02:57 AM): yeah thats a tuffy now isn't it? LoL
girls onlayaway (1:03:22 AM): lol so be it. if the mighty matt wants to put his weenis in other orfacis other than my crotch, i would not decline. infact, i would support, and encourage it
girls onlayaway (1:03:54 AM): LOL my booty
girls onlayaway (1:03:57 AM): hahahaha
CAdude141 (1:04:26 AM): what if he wanted to do something hella freaky like eat mayonaise and peanut butter off the bottoms of your feet?
girls onlayaway (1:04:46 AM): where's the mustard?
girls onlayaway (1:04:54 AM): shit. i wouldn't say no
girls onlayaway (1:05:10 AM): i think matt skiba is infact the only man i'd do ANYTHING with
CAdude141 (1:05:20 AM): what if he wanted you to lick his ass while he masturbated to a donkey eating elephant shit?
girls onlayaway (1:05:27 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:05:40 AM): as long as i have seran wrap, i'm good
CAdude141 (1:06:00 AM): naw man. this shits for real
girls onlayaway (1:06:20 AM): i'm serious.
CAdude141 (1:06:41 AM): ew you nasy
CAdude141 (1:06:43 AM): nasty
girls onlayaway (1:06:47 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:06:59 AM): shit, i'd do anything for the skibster
girls onlayaway (1:07:01 AM): lol
CAdude141 (1:07:31 AM): what if he wanted to you to shoot chinese orphans etween the age of 2-5 with an ak47 while screaming "papa smurf can I lick you ass?"
CAdude141 (1:08:39 AM): yeah i thought so. trying to front like u no me.
girls onlayaway (1:09:09 AM): i'd be like "baby, i'll bring in the next batch of asian orphans"
CAdude141 (1:09:27 AM): awww baby killer
girls onlayaway (1:09:31 AM): LOL
there's a lot more. but these are just the ones i found. i'll post more some other time
my best buddy r00Lz @ lyfe.
(old screen name=girls onlayaway)
girls onlayaway (6:31:48 PM): my dumb sister and mom are making go to OC tonight
CAdude141 (6:32:01 PM): why is bane playing?
girls onlayaway (6:32:10 PM): fa'sho
CAdude141 (6:17:30 PM): dude! what doe sthat teddy bear virus do?
girlsonlayaway (6:17:42 PM): dont know. but dont click it
girlsonlayaway (6:17:48 PM): just delete it
CAdude141 (6:17:48 PM): i want to send it to jedi
girlsonlayaway (6:17:52 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (6:18:02 PM): thats lame travis
CAdude141 (6:18:17 PM): na uh!!! not if it does something cool
CAdude141 (10:18:35 PM): let's start a nemetal band called "scar tissue"
girlsonlayaway (10:19:04 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (10:20:20 PM): wed be so hard
CAdude141 (10:20:50 PM): my new sn: XnipplescutglassX
CAdude141 (6:45:16 PM): whatcha up to tonight?
girlsonlayaway (6:45:37 PM): probably babysitting
CAdude141 (6:45:53 PM): damn g, the spots gettin hot
girlsonlayaway (6:45:59 PM): hahaha
girlsonlayaway (6:46:02 PM): what spot?
CAdude141 (6:46:21 PM): i donno. i just wanted to sound like ice cube
girlsonlayaway (6:46:24 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:45:10 PM): if i was a true baller we'd go to Mr. As. but I think this place has a nicer view. and I'm not down with taking 2 hours to eat, LoL
girlsonlayaway (6:45:21 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (6:45:35 PM): mr. a's? isnt that like a night club?
girlsonlayaway (6:45:37 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:45:55 PM): nope. it's a 5 star restuarant downtown. or a 4 star , one of the two
girlsonlayaway (6:46:11 PM): geeez. sorry
girlsonlayaway (6:46:13 PM): lol
CAdude141 (6:46:22 PM): i've only been there once. with family of course. back when my dad was still ballin like 2pac
girlsonlayaway (6:46:28 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (6:47:25 PM): that was the shit. i looked pimp too i was in all black with a leather jacket and gloves. in case i had to kill someone...LoL j/k
girlsonlayaway (6:47:32 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (6:47:48 PM): new jack (national) city style
CAdude141 (6:48:20 PM): LOL, new jack city. 1991 in the HIZOOOUSE
CAdude141 (5:50:25 PM): i'm hurt you don't ask me for fashion help. all my reading of gq, cosmo, vogue, and everything has gone for nuaght, LoL
CAdude141 (5:50:28 PM): awesome!
girlsonlayaway (5:50:29 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (5:50:40 PM): BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:49 PM): THIS IS PROM, AND I'M BEING VERY PICKY.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:51 PM): ME SORRY.
girlsonlayaway (5:50:55 PM): ITS A CHICK THING.
girlsonlayaway (5:51:03 PM): YOU'RE JUST THE ACCESSORIE.
CAdude141 (5:51:08 PM): you're e-yelling. yelling makes me sad
girlsonlayaway (5:51:10 PM): *accessory.
girlsonlayaway (5:51:13 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (5:51:29 PM): ok. what are you going to do about your hair?
girlsonlayaway (5:51:31 PM): lol
girlsonlayaway (5:51:41 PM): dang g funked steph. kick it, guy.
CAdude141 (5:51:49 PM): i was going to hd an elephant at work piss on it and use bear cat shit as moose
girlsonlayaway (5:51:53 PM): LOL
girlsonlayaway (5:52:08 PM): i see. for the perfect 80s look?
girlsonlayaway (5:52:11 PM): nice.
girlsonlayaway (5:52:25 PM): i'll leave the fashion to you buddy.
CAdude141 (5:52:34 PM): yup. i could do my regular emo cut, spikes, or if you have an idea gimmie a picture and i'll take it to my stylist tomorrow
girlsonlayaway (5:52:58 PM): okay.
girlsonlayaway (5:53:09 PM): nah, i'll let you do as you wish
CAdude141 (5:53:18 PM): elephant piss and bear cat shit it is
girlsonlayaway (5:53:30 PM): awesome. i was hoping for that
CAdude141 (5:53:53 PM): i might even break out the guns and get some PANDA shit. the bamboo adds strength
girlsonlayaway (5:54:08 PM): lol
girls onlayaway (11:15:50 PM): i'm dramatic
girls onlayaway (11:16:02 PM): next time i'm dramatic smack me in the face. i need to stop
CAdude141 (11:16:23 PM): i couldn't hit you. maybe i'll hire a midget to do my dirty work
girls onlayaway (11:16:30 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:16:56 PM): thatd be kinda hot...LoL, j/k
girls onlayaway (11:18:57 PM): eew
CAdude141 (6:55:33 PM): we should go see hardcore bands at the che tonight and challange big mosh to a cake eating contest. i think i can take him
CAdude141 (6:55:44 PM): vegan cake though..that shit is shady
girls onlayaway (6:55:46 PM): lol alright.
CAdude141 (12:27:18 AM): name 5 guys you want to marry
girls onlayaway (12:27:55 AM): uh..
girls onlayaway (12:29:59 AM): matt skiba, steven....
girls onlayaway (12:30:05 AM): i dont know fill in the blanks for me
CAdude141 (12:30:51 AM): name 5 cars
girls onlayaway (12:34:01 AM): 69 stang, 62 falcon, 75 camero, 65 bug, 2003 beatle
girls onlayaway (12:34:08 AM): er.. 69 bug
CAdude141 (12:34:28 AM): 5 places to live
girls onlayaway (12:37:18 AM): new york, pennsylvania, london, paris, la
CAdude141 (12:37:57 AM): okay seph, now that youre off the yeah yeah yeahs jock, name 5 numbers of kids you want :-) Lol, j/k
girls onlayaway (12:38:39 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (12:38:53 AM): you asshole
CAdude141 (12:39:03 AM): LoL, i am just joking
girls onlayaway (1:16:06 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:16:11 AM): PENNYWISE!
CAdude141 (1:16:20 AM): LOL
CAdude141 (1:16:28 AM): WE LOVE YOU BASS PLAYER GUY!
girls onlayaway (1:18:19 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:55:04 PM): oh and my sister got a brand new toyota sequoya for her 29th birthday
CAdude141 (11:55:21 PM): woohoo!
girls onlayaway (11:55:27 PM): yeah its all pimped out
girls onlayaway (11:55:37 PM): my bro in law hooked my sister up
CAdude141 (11:55:44 PM): for my birthday i want a nigger
girls onlayaway (11:55:47 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:55:54 PM): lil jim
girls onlayaway (11:55:58 PM): LOL
CAdude141 (11:56:06 PM): but ima call him "boy"
girls onlayaway (11:56:11 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL
girls onlayaway (11:56:17 PM): you're fucked
CAdude141 (11:56:26 PM): yup :-) I am so just kidding
girls onlayaway (11:56:35 PM): lol
CAdude141 (11:56:42 PM): steph, if i had the same luck with girls that I have with gay men, i'd be ROLLING
girls onlayaway (11:56:54 PM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:57:03 PM): haha where'd this come from?
CAdude141 (11:57:54 PM): i've had 3 gay guys say i was cute. i've flirted with another at work, and tonight i had one all on top of me. but me no likie. me likie girl
girls onlayaway (11:58:17 PM): LOL
girls onlayaway (11:58:20 PM): wha?
CAdude141 (11:58:26 PM): yeah
CAdude141 (11:58:38 PM): it made me depressed
girls onlayaway (11:59:17 PM): awwww
girls onlayaway (11:59:53 PM): go listen to some saves the day now
girls onlayaway (11:10:55 PM): i might go to warped tomorrow
CAdude141 (11:12:22 PM): ...scene headquarters...we lost another one...LoL, jk
CAdude141 (12:16:31 AM): if she says yes to hanging out.....then....imma....buy you a cd
girls onlayaway (12:16:49 AM): buy me one?
CAdude141 (12:17:19 AM): yup
CAdude141 (12:17:28 AM): from the 99 cents bin, LoL
CAdude141 (12:17:28 AM): j/k
CAdude141 (12:17:29 AM): a good one
girls onlayaway (12:17:40 AM): haha ok
CAdude141 (12:19:54 AM): wow. i just asked her without hesitattion. usually i write it in the IM box and wait.
CAdude141 (12:19:58 AM): but i just hit enter
CAdude141 (12:20:00 AM): bam!
CAdude141 (12:20:03 AM): BAM!
CAdude141 (12:20:05 AM): DO MEEE
girls onlayaway (12:20:07 AM): lol
CAdude141 (12:20:18 AM): or i run away and listen for the IM bleep
CAdude141 (12:20:30 AM): CAdude141 (12:19:36 AM): out of curiosity, did you get my email asking if you'd like to hang out sometime?
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:16 AM): oh!
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:18 AM): yeah!
DolI pArTs13 (12:20:21 AM): i would!
CAdude141 (12:20:35 AM): fuck i owe you a cd
(BY THE FUCKING WAY YOU STILL OWE ME ONE BIZNATCH!!!)
girls onlayaway (12:58:11 AM): i'd like to see matt skiba's nuts
girls onlayaway (12:58:13 AM): lol
girls onlayaway (12:58:22 AM): and perhaps kiss his weenis a bit
girls onlayaway (12:58:23 AM): lol
girls onlayaway (12:58:57 AM): just to show my graditute for his massive amounts of sex that he gives... and for the amazing music he makes
CAdude141 (12:58:58 AM): aww you'd actually suck a dick???
girls onlayaway (12:59:12 AM): for matt?
girls onlayaway (12:59:15 AM): hell yes.
girls onlayaway (12:59:16 AM): lol
CAdude141 (12:59:20 AM): ha!
girls onlayaway (12:59:55 AM): shit dude. he could lay it anywhere his hot little heart desires
girls onlayaway (1:00:02 AM): haha
CAdude141 (1:00:30 AM): what if he wanted to put it in your booty?!?!?=-O
CAdude141 (1:02:57 AM): yeah thats a tuffy now isn't it? LoL
girls onlayaway (1:03:22 AM): lol so be it. if the mighty matt wants to put his weenis in other orfacis other than my crotch, i would not decline. infact, i would support, and encourage it
girls onlayaway (1:03:54 AM): LOL my booty
girls onlayaway (1:03:57 AM): hahahaha
CAdude141 (1:04:26 AM): what if he wanted to do something hella freaky like eat mayonaise and peanut butter off the bottoms of your feet?
girls onlayaway (1:04:46 AM): where's the mustard?
girls onlayaway (1:04:54 AM): shit. i wouldn't say no
girls onlayaway (1:05:10 AM): i think matt skiba is infact the only man i'd do ANYTHING with
CAdude141 (1:05:20 AM): what if he wanted you to lick his ass while he masturbated to a donkey eating elephant shit?
girls onlayaway (1:05:27 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:05:40 AM): as long as i have seran wrap, i'm good
CAdude141 (1:06:00 AM): naw man. this shits for real
girls onlayaway (1:06:20 AM): i'm serious.
CAdude141 (1:06:41 AM): ew you nasy
CAdude141 (1:06:43 AM): nasty
girls onlayaway (1:06:47 AM): LOL
girls onlayaway (1:06:59 AM): shit, i'd do anything for the skibster
girls onlayaway (1:07:01 AM): lol
CAdude141 (1:07:31 AM): what if he wanted to you to shoot chinese orphans etween the age of 2-5 with an ak47 while screaming "papa smurf can I lick you ass?"
CAdude141 (1:08:39 AM): yeah i thought so. trying to front like u no me.
girls onlayaway (1:09:09 AM): i'd be like "baby, i'll bring in the next batch of asian orphans"
CAdude141 (1:09:27 AM): awww baby killer
girls onlayaway (1:09:31 AM): LOL
there's a lot more. but these are just the ones i found. i'll post more some other time