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[stephanie_bean]

I'm royally pissed, have been doing well at reading my bible, am still planning on getting married this year, bought more vampire books, got teased at work about having two hickies on my EARLOBE (grrr at Joshabear the vampire bear), got more wedding magazines, vampire romance novels (those should be fun), and decided working for the county (though

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Return of Zwan: The Sequel

[anonymous]

Well, to be perfectly honest with you, I'm not entirely sure what this particular journal post is about....it certainly jumps around, doesn't it? Let's see if I can hit each point: 1) reading your Bible is a Good Thing, 2) congrats on your engagement and eventual marriage, 3) not sure about the vampire books, as in my opinion the only one worth reading is the original Bram Stoker noverl, 4) not going to comment on the earlobe thing, 5) wedding magazines are always fun, they give you lovely dreams and then cause you to become horribly depressed when you realize that you can't afford diamond dust to sprinkle on the couple's table, 6) NEVER work for the county: you'll gradually turn into a middle-aged black woman with a weight and attitude problem, 7) income tax returns are the greatest facet of our society, and 8) getting a license is also a Good Thing (see #1).

Zwan has posted, and Zwan shall again disappear into the inky blackness of the night.