DISCLAIMER Title: Anti-Packers
Characters: Stephen Drew, Mark Reynolds, Chris Snyder
Rating: PG (language)
Word Count: 288
Summary: In the off season, Mark, Stephen, and Chris discuss vital information. Football.
Notes: Part of my Mark/Stephen verse. I apologize to any Packers fans, but this was written for my friend Ley to help her feel better about the Packers winning.
“You know what man? Fuck the Packers!” Mark suddenly exclaimed.
Stephen looked at his teammate curiously. They were sitting on his couch watching the Monday night football game, even though neither of them really cared for football. It was just something to do in the off-season, a bonding experience if you will.
“I agree, man. Screw those little fuckers. Their outfits are gay too,” Chris was saying.
“Why do you say that, Snydes? Stephen asked.
“Just look at them. Who wears yellow and green? It clashes horribly.”
“That’s what I’m saying,” Mark said. “They look like total pansies.”
“I don’t think that’s a good enough reason not to like them,” Stephen said, always the soft-spoken one who didn’t like to bad talk anyone.
“How about their fucking ridiculous fans?” Chris asked him. “They act like they are the best fans in the fucking world. Like they deserve to win just because of how awesome they supposedly are. And don’t get me started on those cheese heads.”
“Man, exactly. Those things are so ugly. Do they actually think those retarded hats are going to help their team win?”
“Dude, you read my mind,” Snyder said, holding out his palm towards Mark for a high five. Mark slapped his palm and smiled.
“So what do you say, Stephen? Come on, you know you want to say it,” Mark was pestering him.
“No, I will not.”
“Dude, if you don’t say it, I’m going to tell everyone in the locker room one day what you and Mark like to do together in your free time,” Snyder said.
“Fuck the Packers,” Stephen quickly replied, his cheeks beginning to blush.
“That’s my boy,” Mark said while smiling and patting Stephen on the back.