"Now I Can Die in Peace"

[stephenh2oman]

Last night around 11 or 12, I started getting chest pains. These are nothing new for me, really, but last night's were particularly strong and lasting. (I like to refer to them as "heart attacks" but the pain doesn't seem to be in the right place for that. It's probably just heartburn or indigestion or something equally harmless. I should probably

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[karalylo]

I'll give you 10 dollars to rewrite those messages and let me read them.

You should probably lay off the sunkist and cheese. Eat a salad.

[stephenh2oman]

Haha, no way. You're just going to have to wait for my death.* But I did just grab some Sunkist and cheese from the fridge so I can enjoy them while I watch football, so that's kind of funny.

*The world will end before I ever die. Sometimes I just forget that I'm invincible.