Christmas with My Camera
For Christmas my daddy got me a digital camera. Here's proof that I'm telling the truth:
It's Christmas. You can tell because there's some tacky tree in the living room.
My first picture with the camera was less than successful. I've always been a slow starter. Looks neat though, eh?
My dad. He bought me this camera. And yes, that's the neck I have to look forward to when I'm 50. :-\
Jeff poses in the Zack Attack shirt I got him for Christmas. I continue to take blurry pictures.
Raff uses Joey's new breathalyzer. My pictures are still blurry, but that seems appropriate here.
I finally get the hang of this picture-taking thing. Just in time to watch Aidan beat Mikey.
Don't worry. Mike Jones loves it.
A lot.
Rachel tries to help cure his wounds with kisses.
But when you're the two drunkest people at the party, this proves hard to coordinate.
Instead, Rachel does a bunch of heroin and grabs Kara's head.
The Sarahs. What else can be said?
Mike is pissed, so Rachel decides we should take a picture of it. I oblige.
I catch everyone off guard.
Kara retells the story of the "Nip/Tuck" finale to Will. He is mesmerized.
And totally shocked.
No, I'm not kidding. SHOCKED!
Will tries to get a handle on everything he's just heard.
In the meantime, Kara decides to rip her face off.
But that doesn't impress Jeff.
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about what this picture is and I can't talk about why.
THE END.
It's Christmas. You can tell because there's some tacky tree in the living room.
My first picture with the camera was less than successful. I've always been a slow starter. Looks neat though, eh?
My dad. He bought me this camera. And yes, that's the neck I have to look forward to when I'm 50. :-\
Jeff poses in the Zack Attack shirt I got him for Christmas. I continue to take blurry pictures.
Raff uses Joey's new breathalyzer. My pictures are still blurry, but that seems appropriate here.
I finally get the hang of this picture-taking thing. Just in time to watch Aidan beat Mikey.
Don't worry. Mike Jones loves it.
A lot.
Rachel tries to help cure his wounds with kisses.
But when you're the two drunkest people at the party, this proves hard to coordinate.
Instead, Rachel does a bunch of heroin and grabs Kara's head.
The Sarahs. What else can be said?
Mike is pissed, so Rachel decides we should take a picture of it. I oblige.
I catch everyone off guard.
Kara retells the story of the "Nip/Tuck" finale to Will. He is mesmerized.
And totally shocked.
No, I'm not kidding. SHOCKED!
Will tries to get a handle on everything he's just heard.
In the meantime, Kara decides to rip her face off.
But that doesn't impress Jeff.
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about what this picture is and I can't talk about why.
THE END.