Johnny Carson died! See story.

There's tons of snow here. It's dumb.

Yay football!

Uh oh! People are getting closer and closer to my Thong Cheap-O-Machine idea. I'd better call the patent office right away!

Now I can handle countless people asking me when breakfast is going to be served even though the sign that tells them is right behind them when they ask ( Read more... )

First off...

Hatch to Plead Guilty to Tax Evasion

Richard Hatch did not pay taxes on his $1 million from "Survivor"!!! How in the world did he think he was going to get away with that? Like the IRS isn't going to notice who wins the money on the show... Just... so dumb.

And now a very special review of perhaps one of the most underrated films ( Read more... )

"You know it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic.

But I do remember..."

• Getting beat up by my brother when I was three years old after I threw a plastic G.I. Joe plane at him. It lodged itself in his ( Read more... )

So I love Garden State, but there's something about it that really bothers me. I feel like it's becoming way too trendy ( Read more... )

So, today I finally decided to have my iPod checked out. It stopped letting me scroll, so I was stuck with the same volume and same set of songs to play over and over. And the volume was originally too loud, but now is too low 'cause I reset the whole iPod. And since I reset it, I lost all my settings. Fed up, I figured a trip to the Apple Store ( Read more... )

Is it weird that I'll put the TV at work on a show I have no intention of watching just to help it do better in the ratings? Or does this just prove that I'm always thinking others? And by others, of course I mean giant evil businesses that seek out every extra bit of money I have.

While I was growing up, I used to get the worst poison ivy. Once, I got it on my arm and it totally consumed my whole left forearm. It was such a terrible case that I would have to wrap it up in gauze every day, and then go to school and get it changed every two hours or so at the nurse's office because it would leak through. However, every day ( Read more... )

Here's a piece I wrote for the Concentricus Webzine @ concentricus.com. (You remember it. It's my voluntary job, that I somehow manage to occasionally get fired fromFor those of you on my list that haven't experienced it yet, if you are liberal and read one of my essays you generally come out of it feeling offended. So, just a forewarning, if you ( Read more... )

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