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EXT: Flanders House
Mr. Burns and Smithers pull up from offscreen left to center screen in front of Flanders' house in red hot rod, crash into unknown character.
Mr. Burns: "Hey! I'm Mr. Burns! Get out of the way!"
Smithers: "What the heck."
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Cartoon Intro
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EXT: Simpsons House
Toadfish, wearing orange jacket, pulls up from offscreen left to center screen in from of Flanders' house in flame-decorated red sedan. He gets out of the car and knocks on Flanders' door. Ned Flanders opens the door.
Ned Flanders: "Oy! Neighbour!"
Toadfish: "Hi. I'm moving in!"
Ned Flanders: "What, is this my house?"
Toadfish: "Don't get on my bad side, mate!"
Ned Flanders: "Woogidy woobidy, neighbour!"
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INT: Flanders House
Toadfish, left, walks past Ned Flanders, right, and out of screen.
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EXT: Flanders House
Toadfish leaves Flanders house with brick. Window, left, opens; a Flanders child falls out of the window and onto the sidewalk, bleeding from the head. Same with right Window and other Flanders child. All windows suddenly broken as by rocks and sealed haphazardly by wood beams.
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INT: Simpsons House, television room facing couch
Bart walks from offscreen left over to Homer, standing to the right.
Bart: "Hey Homer, tonight I'm gonna get my revenge on you. I'm gonna give you a trick! You'll fucking hate it!"
Homer: "What the fuck you talking about?"
Bart walks toward Homer, past Homer, and offscreen.
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INT: Simpsons House, kitchen, facing window and dining table.
Toadfish is standing the left corner. Marge, Homer, and Bart approach Toadfish from offscreen right.
Marge: "Wow, Homer!"
Toadfish: "Hi Homer, mate, I'm your new neighbour Toadfish. Don't get on my bad side, mate!"
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Close up of Toadfish.
Toadfish: "If you get on my good books, I can be a nice guy. You hit my bad side, I'll fucking kill you!"
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Return to previous shot
Homer: "Wh -" (cut off mid-word)
Toadfish: "I'll break your legs."
Marge: "Where's Lisa?"
Toadfish: "I thought you were the daughter, you're so fit."
Homer: "Who is this guy?"
Toadfish: "I'm fucking Toadfish, you freak, and you hit my bad side already. I'm gonna screw you!"
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Over the shoulder shot of Toadfish, in dialogue with Homer.
Toadfish: "Go on, get out of here, I'm taking over."
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Return to previous shot
Marge blushes to the point of completely facial redness.
Marge: (protruded moan)
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EXT: Simpsons House
Homer enters car, parked on the curb in front of the house; drives offscreen right. Bart follows from offscreen left to offscreen right on skateboard.
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EXT: Abandoned house near Simpsons House
Homer pulls up to house in car from offscreen left. Bart visible in nearby bushes. House already bears Bart's mart: "Fuck U Homer" and "El Barto" spraypainted on door and wall, respectively.
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INT: Abandoned house
Ned Flanders, holding a brick, counsils a sobbing Homer in fetal position, sobbing.
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Return to previous shot
Bart is knocking on the door.
Bart: (imitating Toadfish) "It's me, Toadfish! Get out of here, you freak!"
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Close up of Homer's sweating, anxious forehead.
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Return to previous shot
Bart, darting his eyes around nervously, holds a brick, prepared to toss at will.
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Homer is hit in the face with Bart's brick and bleeds profusely.
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Homer, from another shot at same distance, sobs silently through a bloodied face and palms.
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EXT: Simpsons House
Homer walks to the door from offscreen left, still bloody. He knocks on the door.
Homer: (almost indecipherable from bloodied mouth) "Open up! Open up!"
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INT: Simpsons House, television room facing couch
Marge is riding Toadfish reverse cowboy on the couch, their jeans to their ankles and the rest of their clothes still on. Homer walks in from offscreen left.
Homer: "Marge... You're breaking my heart..."
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Close up of Homer, sobbing silently.
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Return to previous shot
Homer in fetal position, sobbing, rocking back and forth as Toadfish and Marge continue having sex.
Homer: "Marge..."