( from a friend of mine )

irony =

It's beautiful outside. my yard is beautiful. my parents are talking home improvement with the neighbors and eating cheeseburgers hot from the barbie. The grass is really green. Somebody get a video cam.

woke up at 3pm today.
memorial day.
a holiday.
i feel like a waste.

a limo driver called me jackie kennedy.
i blushed.

prom was pretty.
pretty dresses pretty shoes pretty fun.
not quite beautiful.

you're pretty much an asshole, by the way, if i'm talking to you.

victoria, you made the honor roll.
you made a decision.

so, do you love properly, love? <3

your grandmother married twice ( Read more... )

my teeth now chew food in the nude.

we're packing up the house like crazy people into brown card-board boxes.

I feel all grown up with my Method detergent and fabric softener. Now I just have to learn to do a loadowash.

SATs are tomorrow and i'm a little weary.

<3 i love you.