HAHAHA I refuse to lift weights for that reason. I just want to...tighten.
Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership. Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight? Jack: [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight! Jill: No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that. Jack: We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten. Alison Scott: Tight? Jack: Tighter. Jill: Just liked toned and smaller. Jack: Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter. Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less. Alison Scott: OK. Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20. Alison Scott: 20. Jill: And then weigh that much.
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I just want to...tighten.
Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?
Jack: [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight!
Jill: No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.
Jack: We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.
Alison Scott: Tight?
Jack: Tighter.
Jill: Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack: Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter.
Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
Alison Scott: OK.
Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott: 20.
Jill: And then weigh that much.
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