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Happy Monday!
I feel well-rested today from my new mattress, plus as a bonus the weather is BEAUTIFUL. I mean just stunning and the perfect temperature. I'm actually drinking hot coffee and not sweating. It's really great ( Read more... ) -
Mattress!
We picked up our mattress yesterday. That's right! We're so badass we didn't bother to have it delivered. Mattress Giant is around the corner so we put it on a furniture dolly and wheeled it home. It was so fucking hot, we just left it in the living room. Last night I got home around 11;30 and I managed to flip it over the banister and drag it up ( Read more... ) -
My Friday
For the summer, we work all 35 hours M-Th so we have Fridays off. I can't wait until I leave work tonight. Long weekend AGAIN ( Read more... ) -
I'm a terrible person
I put maggie in the backyard this morning and it's raining now. AUGH
Edward will bring her in around 1. I'm an asshole. -
Polanski
Here's a silly interactive youtube video for your viewing pleasure. -
Twilight
I really should see twilight. It does sound hilarious.
Onion AV Club review:
I’m guessing we’re supposed to consider him a tortured, passionate lover, and not a reformed pedophile who likes to hang around playgrounds telling the 12-year-olds how they can’t ever see him again.
Have you guys all seen it yet? -
Vindicated
Bwahahah!
http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/were-pregnant/567/
"For those who don’t understand procreation: Clearly if you’ve impregnated somebody, you both probably understand that the one with the penis won’t become pregnant. You can’t have a false pregnancy, or a symbiotic pregnancy, or a pregnancy-like experience if you have a penis. You ( Read more... ) -
Just another thing that grinds my gears!
I hate it when men say "we're pregnant". Don't even get me started!
My FIL was trying to say that it is a correct thing to say since spouses offer support and relief to their pregnant SOs, and in some ways "go through it" together. I don't know why it angers me so much but it does. I didn't feel like arguing for 45 minutes about it, so I let it go ( Read more... ) -
Zoobrarian!
OMG I could be a Zoobrarian
Under general supervision of the Animal Collections Manager, is responsible for providing critical administrative and operational support within the Animal Department through the maintenance of the Zoo’s animal records database, implementation of quality control procedures to ensure the maintenance of data standards, ( Read more... )