You will notice that I have changed my LJ name to "Dance of Shame...LJ emo goodness." That is all.

This is for all those people who "claim" I am not "updating" my "journal" anymore. I've been doing it friends only because I don't like getting sarcastic comments from upstarts who like to flip my bitch switch. I am the only one allowed to be mean and sarcastic in my journal! So nyeh ( Read more... )

I really like 99 cent salad dressing. To Bryan-the tang of a zesty RANCH, for his lady myself, an oily sweet Italion. Mmmmmm......I must say i adore sweet oily Italiams ( Read more... )

Today was an awesome day ( Read more... )

I just split my f-ing pants!

Sigh...

My eye doctor laughed at me again and made me PROMISE him I'd get new glasses ( Read more... )

1) Total number of books owned ( Read more... )

Lots of crap happened at work today. Two people I am fond of were fired, and I got REALLY nasty with this bitch on the phone. She kept yammering and there was really nothing I could do about it which I had told her a dozen times so I just finally started shouting over her and laughing at her and I told her that if she REALLY worked "in a law firm ( Read more... )

This has been going on for THREE DAYS ( Read more... )

I spent some time on my back on the kitchen floor with my legs in the air. I'm sure it looked like that position ladies get into on TV when they're trying to conceive, but really I was just cramping from my treatment and I didn't want to leave the kitchen while my stuff was cooking ( Read more... )