i will let you know once i have written it. but remember, you can be meaninglessly violent anytime...it's an unexplained phenomenon that should be brought into the public eye as important and hillariously awesome. really, even if you look at the title of chapter one, you will see that violence can be found anywhere. it can be verbal violence against stupid people, violence in newly made-up sports, or even just throwing stuff at other stuff (again, see chapter one). as for chapter six, i think i might need you to help me co-write it. if you say no, i will ass-butt you to the moon, mofo! (which will also be covered in chapters 2 through 7).
tim hortons will be covered under the sex, drugs, and rock and roll chapters. what with caffeine still being my drug of choice after all these years *all choked up*...but yeah, there will be more chapters than 7 anyway...c'mon, you know how much i have to say about all sorts of random shit. the book will also include made-up esther-esque words throughout...and yes, there will be a glossary that tells you what they mean/how to properly use them in a sentence, so all you jerk-foetuses out there will understand!
by the way - don't know if you saw it, but i wished you a happy birthday in a post. didn't get to phone you because i wasn't home and my cell phone died, but i totally didn't forget. hope your birthday was awesome!
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*blows you a kiss*
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by the way - don't know if you saw it, but i wished you a happy birthday in a post. didn't get to phone you because i wasn't home and my cell phone died, but i totally didn't forget. hope your birthday was awesome!
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