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[stereowire]

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THIS LOOKS TERRIBLE AND IS RELEVANT TO BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY INTERESTS

14 October? I am SO THERE.

Edit: AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THE KID PLAYING D'ARTAGNAN IS 18 IRL. HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT DYING, ALSO, PREPARING FOR THE INFLUX OF JAILBAIT GANGBANG FANFICTIONS
Edit 2: No, my bad, he's like NINETEEN, I guess. IF THAT MAKES IT BETTER

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[thepouncer]

Subtitles! Can you share the file? I suspect the reason I never actually watched MacBeth is because I couldn't understand him. Subtitles helped greatly with me comprehending the plot of In Bruges, so.

Damn y'all with your Suits pimping. I might have to check that one out toooooo.

[stereowire]

I found them here-- they're not perfect but they synced up pretty well with the download of the movie I found. And god, yeah, I was trying to watch it legally and everything on Amazon Prime's streaming video service but I couldn't even parse the stuff coming out of his mouth as English D:

SUITS. Hahaha. So there's all this talk of-- LOYALTY and FEELINGS and oh god what is this. Basically it's like White Collar S1 all over again.

[zee]

There are no words for how horrible that looks. Just. AHAHAHA. WHAT. Is D'Artagnan from Texas? What is happening in this film.

[stereowire]

MILLA JOVOVICH IS LADY DE WINTER WHO IS ALSO AN ASSASSIN, EVERYTHING ELSE IS INVALID

[fatal_drum]

Those caps have ruined me! Guh! The subtitles are also hilarious - is this ShakespeaRe-Told?

I'm also in love with Orlando Bloom's hair in that preview. Mmmm.

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT D/s LAWYERS? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[stereowire]

Lol yeah, I've just been obstinately only referring to it as "modern AU Macbeth" because the title ShakespeaRe-Told HURTS MY SOUL.

Ahahah oh god it's ORLANDO BLOOM? I don't even recognize him lskjdhfs.

SUITS! So this arrogant douchebag lawyer adopts acquires FINE, "hires" a scruffy Harvard dropout to... idk, "mentor" him. And the kid shows up for work and basically everyone in the office goes for a piece of his ass like he's fresh meat on the jailblock, and there's all this talk about "you should have come to me first" and loyalty and betrayal and feelings and shit and IT'S RIDICULOUS BASICALLY. :D

[robanybody]

Jesus God, the new Musketeers movie is going to be an absolute trainwreck. I knew it was the minute I found out the cast and watching the trailer, I'm sad to see that I'm totally right. And you can see it all in 3D! >.>

SUITS. I had to start watching that show because so many people on my flist talked about it, and Gabriel Macht!

[robanybody]

Also, FUCK YOU FOR WEARING LEATHER PANTS AND KISSING A DUDE, MCAVOY. YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

[stereowire]

3D stuff still gives me a headache, but tbh that's probably going to be the least of my worries when I go see that movie!

Suitssssssss. Is it not glorious? I cannot wait to watch the third episode tonight :D I was going to last night but then I started watching Children of Dune instead, with wee young James McAvoy slouching around in flowy shirts and robes and shit and smirking and-- god whyyyyyyyyyyy I've lost control of my life D:

[stereowire]

It is going to be such a hot mess. I CAN'T WAIT. Airships fuck yessss.

Hahaha I think my grandparents lived in Melbourne for a bit? ELDERLY CHINESE PEOPLE, ALWAYS CAUSING TROUBLE! /shakes fist