dear cupid: you are an asshole, please fuck off and die.

[sterling_sky]

So, let's talk this shit out.

Hamilton's population sits somewhere around 500, 000.

So, 10%, we're looking at approximately 50, 000 gays, right? So, half that number (because dating gay men would be, you know, useless, unless I got a really femme-y one that could come go through my closets and throw out everything with horizontal stripes -- this is

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[geonncannon]

Look at the bright side. Maybe her wife is dead.

Sorry, I just wanted to start with that. ;-D ~hugs~ Seriously, though, that sounds like my sort of situation. Except I'm a straight male. The world should be my oyster!

I can't imagine how it must have felt to see that ring. Oof. But hey, back to my original point, maybe her wife IS dead and she's just looking for that right person to make her move on with her life. ;-D

[sterling_sky]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW HARD I SNORTED AT THAT FIRST SENTENCE?!!? Tea alllll over the laptop, but totally worth it for being possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week. XD

Haha, but since you're sweet and wonderful and straight girls seem to have terrible taste in men 90% of the time, you're screwed too. And not in the good way.

I let myself get momentarily excited thinking hey, maybe she just wears in on her left hand and it's not ACTUALLY a wedding ring. So I was like "Oh your ring is beautiful!" and she's like "Oh thank you, my wife picked them out at the Birks in Limeridge!" And then I had to do the super-polite-thanks-for-crushing-my-hopes-and-dreams, "Oh really well it's beautiful!"

IT WAS SUPER GREAT, GEONN.

No seriously, it *is* funny, it was just hilariously depressing at the time. XD

[sterling_sky]

Haha, aww dude, you gotta move out here, I'll show you around. ;)

[sterling_sky]

Yeah, that was kinda my thinking too... I certainly wouldn't let that piece go single. ;)

DUDE I AM REALLY, REALLY GOOD AT SHUTTING UP NON-AWESOME SIDES OF FAMILIES. I got invited to a Conservative Campaign Dinner one time. You can just *imagine* how that went. I had to be physically restrained from stabbing an MP with a fork. XD

[sterling_sky]

Deal!! You've got room for my horse in your backyard, right? ;)

[stunt_muppet]

Oh, hon, I'm sorry. That must have been awful. I can't even...wow.

Romance just kind of sucks in general. I mean, so many people out there, it should be easy, but it isn't. *hugs of support*

[sterling_sky]

It was kind of so bad it turned around and became hilarious, idek.

It does. And the rules are complicated and they change and there's so much risk involved and it's basically like trying to win a bullfight, blind, while covered in bees and armed with nothing but scotch tape, with one arm tied behind your back. That's really the only metaphor I can think of.

[storrms]

Oh dollface, I don't wanna talk about Cupid. I'm pretty much destined to die bitter and alone, I'm learning. It's kind of ridiculous.

[sterling_sky]

TEAM DYING BITTER AND ALONE FTW!! We just need mascots and t-shirts and we're all set, babes. ;)

[mcgarrygirl78]

Well I met the girl who one of my best friends likes today and she is a babe. Not like a regular babe, but a serious fuckin babe and I'm trying to be all cool and give my friend thumbs up for making such a catch, though they are not quite dating yet and all I'm thinking in the back of my head is I so want to be naked with this person, sweating, pronto. But sooooooooo not going to happen. So, um, yeah.....I feel that.

Though you got me beat on the wedding ring. I have to second Cupid being a douchebag.

<3<3<3

[sterling_sky]

Ooooh, that's *quite* the situation you've fallen into there, miss thing. Good luck with that, yikes. That might actually be worse than my series of intense and impossible crushes on straight girls, and those were (are, who the fuck am I kidding) pretty bad.

*snuggles* Like I said to stunt_muppet, romance is stupid. Except I used a really bizarre metaphor that indicates my sleep deprivation levels have probably peaked.