Ugh, i cant sleep, and i have to wake up in 3 hours. I am in need of some serious change, and to start, i bleached my hair just now. It actually looks pretty fuckin cool. Its all dead and moldable now. I looove my job so much. I get paid vacations, paid sick days, and a christmas bonus! The health insurance aint bad either. We have to read through ( Read more... )

Why do girls always fuck me over? And why do they always act like they feel so bad after they do it? IF they didnt want to fuck me over, they wouldnt. They wouldnt do it and then act like they made a mistake once i found out they cant ever get enough cock. Well, once again i am single. A much more bitter cynical version of my former self (if thats ( Read more... )

I am so sick of stupid people (especially girls) saying that they drink hard alcohol because they dont want to gain weight from drinking beer. Fools! a shot of anything over 100 proof has just as many calories as a can of beer. You stupid idiots. Alcohol has 7 calories per gram. Carbs only have 4 calories per gram. If you do the math to figure out ( Read more... )

Soooo, whats new? This past weekend i went to NH, and i had a good time. The band got back together, sort of, well we jammed. I got to do a lot of driving around random places, and at first i missed the old NH, and after 1 night there, i realized why i left in the first place. Its BORING. This past week haverhill kids came up and hung out at my ( Read more... )

I havent slept in 24 hours, and i am not stopping. I need to crash, and crash hard so i can get back on a normal schedule. I am almost dilirious, to prove it, i had a very intense conversation with stoned aaron about teleportation. To make things worse, I am becoming creative like a mad scientist or brenton. I made makeshift rabbit ear antennas for ( Read more... )

I recently discovered that i have a gift. My gift may be attributed to the fact that i have a temper worse than a pitbull with an oversized novelty dildo in its ass. My gift is beating up jocks. Lousy popped collar trash talking metrosexual jocks to be exact. I crapped thunder all over their faces right outside my apartment, after one of them threw ( Read more... )

So i am trying to get back on a normal schedule. I went to sleep last night at like 10 PM and woke up around 3 AM. Aaron got home around this time, and i watched him make a movie about waking up and killing himself. I stayed awake, and around 11AM, someone called me who saw my resume posted on monster.com, and offered me a job doing something that ( Read more... )

Okay okay, settle down everyone. There is a farewell rikki show, featuring darkbuster at 242. If that isnt enough to get your panties wet, I found a job at the vermont credit union! booooooooh yeah! I just got home from tylers house, and am recapping the last 3 years of my life. Its so weird how time keeps passing, and i know im getting old. Gross ( Read more... )

Right now i am sitting here, eating buffalo chicken, and listinging to skid row. Burlington has been good to me thus far. The newspaper has proven its self useless in finding a job, so i guess i need to go out and look up and down. I have a membership to a very sweet gym with a boxing room, but i have decided to go the path of manual labor to gain ( Read more... )

I live in vermont now. Its really cool. I dont do much except watch seinfeld, the simpsons, and Mr. Show on DVD. I have the internet, but its stolen. I played videogames for 5 hours straight today, and then i tried finding the gym, and got lost. Aaron is the best roommate ever, because he is never home. You cant argue with someone who is never ( Read more... )