Because Shannon said so. And I'm in the library procrastinating.

[steve_dave]

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

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[signas]

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I can speak moderate Italian. <--Truth
2. I don't have any homework to do. <--Truth
3. I'm totally awesome. <--LIE!

Since the last one is totally a lie, the first two MUST be true.

[steve_dave]

Preposterous!