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[steve_morbid]

So I've been thinking about my innevitable future despair induced suicide. My Uncle John is a firechief in a small town, and gets called out on a lot of suicides, as he's the closest thing to a paramedic. He says that if he's never seen it fail if you put the gun in your mouth and point up

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[killbox]

as long as they are not chicken flavored!

[anonymous]

I think you need a minty flavored gun....

[ozzy87112]

Hey, I claim credit for the two in a box idea! Therefore I claim at least 6% of the profits. Have there been any thoughts towards an incendiary version of this product. It could be called something like orange explosion!

[datamoon]

and this one [i'm reading in backwards order]

http://pants.bigwhoop.org/2003/07/02/bullets
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