where's the cream filling?

[stevedave47]

Last night at around 11:45 i was doing about 60 down Osborne, when this possum waddles out in the middle of the street. He just turns and stares at me, so I slam on the brakes coming inches away from that fat little fucker. Then to show his gratitude for my life saving efforts, he waddles away and goes back into the sewer.

...what an asshole

Comments

[feed_me_the_sun]

maybe he thought u were the asshole? huh!

i mean what jerk goes 60 down osborne? (in the eyes of the possum)

El Hiznahn

[anonymous]

(hilly road+downhill+lots of blind spots)*high speeds=Genius behind the wheel.

Well, ever see that Geico commercial where after a car swerves and crashes because of a squirrel, it gives its fellow rodent black style fist pounding? Yeah, the opossum saw that commercial.

[fxixsxhx]

fuck possums, kill em all