Matrix = Champ

[stevedave47]

Go see the matrix and cream over some of the camera shots. There's this one of Smith in the sky with lightning in the background and it's fucking godlike amazing. The movie was sweet but this one black chick kept clapping every time the "tables turned" on Smith. I wanted to cockslap her...

Comments

[xtrcatedulcinea]

I heard it was horrible. But...that's just what I heard.

[xthemusicx]

I heard Neo dies, and then he is resurrected on the cross by that guy who got killed in the first one.

then you find out that Neo is really just a spider monkey

(reliable source)

[stevedave47]

Nah, you're close though:

Neo finds out that Morpheus is his father. Upset that he is biracial, he feigns feelings of superiority by founding the Ku Klux Klan. Agent Smith's multiplicity thing gets messed up and he turns everyone into copies of Danny Glover. The Oracle reveals that she is a post-op transvestite and we also find out that Trinity has no use of her bowels.

[falling__stars]

heyy i know you!!

[xxshimmer]

hey, chris... ball?

[stevedave47]

hey diana...?

[stevedave47]

ah....drakert...i'm quick

[xxshimmer]

oh, diana drakert. ring a bell? maybe not..

hi its shelly

[anonymous]

haha thats a funny ending to your entry.. haha.. thats funny..
anyway i didnt watch the movie! hopefully i'll go watch it soon hehe im soo excited about Lord of the RINGS ahh i cant waitt! =)

[geewon]

mwahahaha

[stevedave47]

add me to your friends list so i can stalk you