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[stevedogg]

Earlier Today On AIM:

Auto Response from stevedogg* (3:08:27 PM): I really hate my job

shaunathan (3:08:18 PM): i hate your job too...it walks around my neighborhood giving everyone shifty glances

stevedogg (4:36:22 PM): lmao

*screennames altered to protect the innocent, guilty, hispanic, elderly italian, afro-eurasian-american and Mike D of the Beastie Boys

Comments

[modnar]

Mike D needs no protection.

[shaunathan]

He came around again today. He told me to tell you that if you want to see your cat alive again, you'll meet him at the Omelet Shoppe in Salem tonight at midnight. When I told him you didn't have a cat, he simply said "he'll know what I'm talking about."