this made me laugh out loud

Sep 04, 2007 18:59

You Are a Worthy Adversary, My Son!

Mom: So, you're gay, right?
Son: No, Mom, I'm not gay.
Mom: Yes, you are. I've seen your clothes.
Son: All the guys wear these.
Mom: All the gay ones, maybe.
Son: Go away.
Mom: If you were straight, you wouldn't have cried so much after you were pushed out of my vagina.
Son: Actually, I think that proves my straightness ( Read more... )

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magicgirl_ September 5 2007, 01:44:00 UTC
lol smooth.

Also, just show her our wedding photos - guheez.

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evanlie September 7 2007, 03:39:20 UTC
that's effin hilarious

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