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[steven047]

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people coming out of the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The

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[cat_eating_dawg]

Haha. Goes to prove that anything can be proven, or disproven, given enough evidence, no matter how it contradicts commom sense :P

[steven047]

Just be careful that you dont prove you dont exist.

[cat_eating_dawg]

Oh I exist, it's the rest of the universe I am a bit iffy about. I mean my arms only stretch so far, I can only see so far, my hearing is only so powerful...the rest well I dunno.

I think Douglas Adams really nailed it with his "Man in the Shack" who supposedly ruled the universe...

[steven047]

You can sing to my cat if you like... THHGTTG Rox!

Speaking of cats:

Theorem: A cat has nine tails.
Proof: No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

[finback]

Three mathematicians go duck hunting. The first takes a shot, and aims too high and misses. The second takes a shot, aims too low and misses. The third one screams "WE GOT IT!"

[cat_eating_dawg]

Sounds more like the method used by Israel recently when aiming it's weapons.