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[stevenjames1977]

today at work, i swallowed a pop can top. dont ask how i did it, but this is going to suck tommorrow.

if this is a condition where i could die a horrible, pain filled death of my inner intestines being mutilated beyond recognition, please call.

thanks people

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[anonymous]

Uh, Steve? You might want to tell your parents about this, just in case. And you have to call me today to explain to me just how this happened. Because this is the most amazing sentence I have ever read in my life.

-Johanna