AHHHHHH! electronics room during school. robbie has acomplished nothing. he wants an ~"eye site camera"~ REEL BADZZZZZ. now he is hustling ipods. oh that kid. matt wants to be the king of scotland ( Read more... )

Wow, look at me be anti-social at my aunt's house. i love you livejournal. you are my wifey. there are coldstone people are here talking about people hooking up in closets and explaining how that kind of thing is gross ( Read more... )

The Stooges are apparently releasing a new album?!?! I am both enthralled and terrified! I hope it doesn't suck like the New York Dolls new album did ( Read more... )

I'm legally an adult in 10 minutes. i can almost buy all sorts of illict goods. i can almost walk into the magic stick through the front door. these years flew the fuck by. i guess i get to look back on my childhood now, but im not gonna bore you about the day i was viciously yanked from my mother's womb with a pair of salad tongs and whatnot. but ( Read more... )

So first and foremost, thank you all who made the super awesome fantastic fuuuuuun sexy time love explosion that was my solo performance. it was a good time. who says sexyback can't be covered in a coffee shop? bitches, thats who. i just really appreciate the support ( Read more... )

so tonight i went to the olive garden in livonia, was tacky on so many levels, drank too much coffee and questioned my sexuality like 10 times.

whoops! i just shot myself in the face.

I spent 43 dollars today on records. I have a problem, an addiction, good thing I'm not a heroin addict cause i would never stop. but i bought some bad ass records ( Read more... )

Lol ~high school musical~. that was the funniest joke of my life!!! crammed into the commons at u of d to pump my thighs, clap my hands and do that thing where my hands go above my head and i have to wiggle my fingers like im drizzling cotton candy and unicorns over the country of ireland or something ridiculous. then the old sterotypical ( Read more... )

long story short... the other cook at work bet me ten bucks i couldn't eat three habanero peppers. boy was he wrong! but now my stomach feels like it is about to melt itself inside out. i mean they have good flavor, for about 5 seconds, then 25 minutes of complete and utter hell. i was crying. i am going to do it again next sunday.

so my mom just said she is happy men don't make as much money as women do in the modeling world. thats all that matters