Is there anybody out there?

Id update but I dont feel like it. Anyway, I'm alive and I'll tell you all about my fascinating life later.

Okay, kinda gay, but I found it in my inbox and chuckled a bit....after all I do live downtown and with all the super-fun legal issues ( Read more... )

So I was watching TV with my neighbor and I really wanted a pop for some reason. My friend was gonna go get it, but then he got stuck at work, so I got off my lazy ass, came home, got dressed and walked to the store. Store was closed. I banged on the door til they let me in. Now, originally I wanted a red Crush, but sitting next to the red pop ( Read more... )

Posted on myspace by my 12-year-old cousin:

And If u dont no who Aerosmith is,
They r an AWSOME band that was around during the '80s & '90s.

Anyone else find that funny?

I have pictures on my myspace. Also, songs and movies written by other people that express my individuality ( Read more... )

What kind of a douche plays "alice's restaurant" on the jukebox in a crowded bar?

Oh, yeah, it was me. Anyway a middle-aged couple said thankyou.

Hi kids, I'm back online. Be excited.

Okay, I never post on this thing anymore...actually I'm never online anymore, but anyway ( Read more... )

Alright so tonight was my first real night bartending at Loco's. It was pretty okay, but really stressful. The other bartender was hung over and not behind the bar the whole time, and I'm really really slow, partly cos I havent memorized the computers yet, and party cos I'm an airhead. It's a weird bar to work behind cos its mostly food so there ( Read more... )